the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She told me I should be a condom model.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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