Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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