All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i out mim tonsoeep
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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