so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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