We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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