Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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