one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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