You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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