I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
