My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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