no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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