Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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