the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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