Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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