For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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