party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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