God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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