YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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