um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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