I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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