Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I feel like abortions should bother me more
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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