Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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