Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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