we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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