guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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