I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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