God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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