Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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