I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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