Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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