That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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