god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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