Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
high people should be assigned attendants
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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