so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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