you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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