arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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