new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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