i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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