She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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