Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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