she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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