Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize