I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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