I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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