That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
