I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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