is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i think my cat just said my name.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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