yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
