I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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