I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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