I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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