yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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