so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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